{"product_id":"the-cake","title":"The Cunty Barbie Cake","description":"\u003cp\u003eGrowing up, I lived across the street from a Baskin-Robbins. They had display ice cream cakes for children's parties, and premade ones in the freezer. I wanted one for my birthday SO BADLY. I didn't even care about getting the Lion King or Aladdin designs - I just wanted an ice cream cake for my birthday. But shit, I just wanted an ice cream cake. You know what? I never got one. All these years later, nothing. It's partially because I grew up in a house that didn't go hard on birthdays, but also because those cakes were— and are still— expensive. I recall seeing price tags range from $40-75+ \u003cem\u003ein mid-to-late-1990s money\u003c\/em\u003e. To you youths out there that can't roll with mental math, that's around $110-155+ in today's money. That's a massive amount of cash. All these years later, I still haven't purchased my ice cream cake. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYeah, yeah, yeah, I know Salt \u0026amp; Straw does one for about $75-90, but it isn't \u003cem\u003ethe same\u003c\/em\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eProduct description:\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe design that put the Parade in \u003cem\u003eThe Vapor Parade.\u003c\/em\u003e Three-tier cake in one of two limited release colorways. The body is designed to hold ~5-7x 8-15mL travel-sized fragrances. Use the top layer of the cake to conceal your travel tubes, or turn the top layer upside down and use it to store a handful of 1-3mL samples.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eLimited Colorways:\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCunty Barbie\u003c\/strong\u003e - vibrant, cool-toned Barbie pink, accented by a very pale pinkish white, with fuchsia glittery metallic trim details. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGrannie's Kitchen\u003c\/strong\u003e - pale yellow base with a rich, lipstick red accent color and an almost opaque cool-toned sky blue. \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e(see Grannie's Kitchen product page)\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eVery minor imperfections might be visible in the decorative frosting. No, you can't return it for not being flawless. No, I won't refund you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted in PLA. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e---\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePREORDER DISCLOSURE:\u003c\/strong\u003e Orders will be printed within two weeks of ordering. This does not include time to ship. \u003cstrong\u003eOrders may take three+ weeks to arrive.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Vapor Parade","offers":[{"title":"Pink","offer_id":50714398163137,"sku":null,"price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0862\/9459\/3729\/files\/6.png?v=1791693782","url":"https:\/\/thevaporparade.com\/products\/the-cake","provider":"The Vapor Parade","version":"1.0","type":"link"}