LISTEN TO ME. LISTEN TO ME RIGHT NOW.

I KNOW SOMEONE IS GOING TO USE THIS IN THE WAY THE SHAPE SUGGESTS, BUT PLEASE DON'T, MY GUY. IT'S PLA FILAMENT. IT'S MADE OF CORN PLASTIC, SON. IT BREAKS DOWN WITH SUSTAINED EXPOSURE TO HEAT AND MOISTURE. JUST PLEASE DON'T DO IT. IF YOU DO, I'M NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR THE OUTCOME. YOU HEAR ME? THIS IS NOT AN ADULT TOY. THIS IS A SILLY LITTLE 'HEE-HEE-HO-HO' PERFUME STORAGE CONTAINER ONLY.

Why? Why would you create something like this?!

Michael Ryan of the Ministry of Scent fame DM'd me asking if I could make a sample storage object that looks like a rectum. I said no, because who would recognize a disembodied, 3D-printed rectum? Then he asked for a lil perfume storage butt plug. I immediately obliged. Genius idea. 

So here's how it works:

The threaded screw cap fits over the widest part of the bulb. Unscrew it entirely, and it will hold most perfume samples. Seven of them! For an extra little surprise, unscrew the shaft away from the round base and fit another perfume sample in there, too. The shaft can hold a slightly larger sample.

So I credit Michael Ryan as the Creative Director of The Booty Bootcamp: Galaxy Black Edition.

Limited Edition Colorway. More colors to come. 

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PREORDER DISCLOSURE: Orders will be printed within two weeks of ordering. This does not include time to ship. Orders may take three+ weeks to arrive.