Growing up, I lived across the street from a Baskin-Robbins. They had display ice cream cakes for children's parties, and premade ones in the freezer. I wanted one for my birthday SO BADLY. I didn't even care about getting the Lion King or Aladdin designs - I just wanted an ice cream cake for my birthday. But shit, I just wanted an ice cream cake. You know what? I never got one. All these years later, nothing. It's partially because I grew up in a house that didn't go hard on birthdays, but also because those cakes were— and are still— expensive. I recall seeing price tags range from $40-75+ in mid-to-late-1990s money. To you youths out there that can't roll with mental math, that's around $110-155+ in today's money. That's a massive amount of cash. All these years later, I still haven't purchased my ice cream cake. 

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know Salt & Straw does one for about $75-90, but it isn't the same.

Product description:

The design that put the Parade in The Vapor Parade. Three-tier cake in one of two limited release colorways. The body is designed to hold ~5-7x 8-15mL travel-sized fragrances. Use the top layer of the cake to conceal your travel tubes, or turn the top layer upside down and use it to store a handful of 1-3mL samples.

Limited Colorways:

Cunty Barbie - vibrant, cool-toned Barbie pink, accented by a very pale pinkish white, with fuchsia glittery metallic trim details. 

Grannie's Kitchen - pale yellow base with a rich, lipstick red accent color and an almost opaque cool-toned sky blue. (see Grannie's Kitchen product page)

Very minor imperfections might be visible in the decorative frosting. No, you can't return it for not being flawless. No, I won't refund you.

Printed in PLA. 

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PREORDER DISCLOSURE: Orders will be printed within two weeks of ordering. This does not include time to ship. Orders may take three+ weeks to arrive.